What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Is it ok to be spanked by your parents if you are not in bed in your set bedtime?

Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-”Ah so!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Diamonds Are Forever

Why did McLaren hope that the Ferrari pair would pit twice during the Italian Grand Prix?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-All the bad guys are black.

You Only Live Twice

How do individuals become targeted individuals? Is it solely due to experiencing stalking or harassment, or are there other factors involved?

-J W Pepper

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

How strict are your parents?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Moonraker

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What do you do when your family doesn’t care about you?

Live and Let Die

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Can the effects of hormone replacement therapy (HRT) be reversed?

Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What do you think of the 2 female 18 and 19 year-old German tourists, detained in Honolulu, strip-searched, put in green jumpsuits, placed in a holding cell and the next day deported, for the terrible crime of not pre-booking a hotel for their trip?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why did the UK Supreme Court rule that transgender women are not women?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

A View to a Kill

Why do our deceased do not protect us from other bad spirits?

Octopussy

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Man with the Golden Gun

From Russia With Love

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.